how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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