Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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