Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The air was thick with penises
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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