she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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