yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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