All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
please come you make the beer taste better
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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