i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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