you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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