My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She announced her abortion via fbk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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