I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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