After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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