well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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