Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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