I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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