two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
please don't ironically join a cult
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