Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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