This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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