Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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