I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
no, he came in my armpit
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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