Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize