You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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