I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she told me i tasted like america
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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