Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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