What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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