So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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