He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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