idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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