Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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