I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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