Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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