all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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