Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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