I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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