oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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