this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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