is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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