I want to stick my p in your. b.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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