it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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