the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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