You just made me feel so damn special
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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