I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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