I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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