She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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