and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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