I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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