You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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