She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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