I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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