Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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