so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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